"Dave" calls "Vicky" to break off a relationship he's having with her while his wife goes through chemotherapy.

Tom, you're killing me right now! You need to answer your phone! We're gonna be leaving in like 15 minutes. I'm..I'm contemplating driving over to your house and knocking on your door because I think… you might be asleep…So…answer, return, respond to this voicemail as soon as you can. Bye.

Man from 504 area code threatens to "beat (voice mail recipient's) bitch ass up!"

Holden Kushner: Clinton finally, have you seen any of the story out in New York where the uh, where the the Latin broadcaster Ines Sainz came out and I guess the Jets were sayin’ some things to her and she decided to go out and say she wasn’t very happy with the locker room etiquette…did you hear about this? Clinton: No, what happened? Holden Kushner: Well, this girl Ines Sainz, she’s a, she’s a uh, Latin Broadcaster she came in I guess a couple of the New York Jets had called her Senorita Bonita… about that…and I just wonder if… B Mitch: That means Beautiful Lady! [Steve: Beautiful lady!]Nothing wrong with calling a woman a beautiful lady I don’t think right? Holden Kushner: Have you ever encountered a woman who just dressed completely inappropriately and just shouldn’t a-been in the locker room? Or even on the field covering you guys? Clinton: You know man I think, I think ummm, you put you put women reporters in the locker room in position uh to see guys walkin around naked, and and you sittin’ in the locker room with 53 guys, and um, all of the sudden you see a nice woman in the locker room, I think men gonna tend to turn and look and wanna say somethin’ to that woman. You know, for the woman I think they make it so much, you can’t interact or you can’t be involved with, with uh athletes, you can’t talk to these guys, you can’t interact with these guys and I mean, you put a woman and you give her a choice of 53 athletes, uh somebody gotta be appealing to her. Somebody gotta spark her interests, or she gonna want somebody. I don’t know what kinda woman wont? Uh if you get to go in and look at 53 men packages and and you just sittin’ here and all ‘Oh, none of this is attractive to me.’ I mean I know you doin’ your job, but at the same time the same way I am gonna cut my eye if I see somebody um worth talkin’ to, I am sure they do the same thing. Holden Kushner : Clinton, you’re awesome man, thanks for hopping on today, we appreciate it.

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Tommy…where the hell'd you go last night bro? Bily won ten thousand dollars in black jack and bought us all lapdances. You gotta be smarter than that next time and stick with the boys!

1: Hello? 2: Helloo yes? 1: Hello yes, I was looking for some prices on your tools player. 2: On your what sorry? 1: Dult? 2: What is that? 1: Ehhhh, Is aaaa-dult player. I spell for you? 2: Yes go ahead. 1: It’s a D [2: yeah]-V-[2: yeah] D 2: DVD player, gimme a second now. 1: Dooved player. 1: Hello Yes I was looking for some prices on your Dooved player. 2: A Dooved player? 1: Yes. 2: DVD player is it? D-V-D? 1: Dooved player. 2: Yeah, DVD player. 1: No itsa a dooved player? 2: Oh OK. Our entry level starts at 59.99. 1: ok I was wondering if you have a manufacturer is a Joov-k? 2: Our manufacturer be Sony. 1: Do you have any Joov-k? 2: I don’t, Sony or Panasonic. 1: OK, you have any player that play on the puck. 2: I, I cant understand ya now. Just being honest with ya. I don’t know what a puck is. 1: I spell for you? 2: Yeah. 1: It’s a P-C. 2: PC? 1: Puck! 2: Eh, uh, on a PC? 1: Yes for Windows Expluh. 2: So you want the external on a CD drive, or DVD drive. 79.95. 1: For puck? 2: And can, Its for a PC ok. I don’t know whether your taking, having a joke or what. PC, Personal computer is not pronounced “Puck”. OK, if it’s a pc your looking for well then I can help ya out. But if not I am gonna hang up. Is it a PC? Personal computer is that right? 1: Yes, Puck. 2: OK OK I’ll talk to ya later thanks bye.

I just want you to know that I think you're so disgusting and desperate. Who leaves their email address on their machine? You clearly want people to call you, but yet you won't call me back when you just know some crazy shit is going on right now. You know I need to talk to you. It's just, you make yourself look so suspicious by not returning my calls. It's just, I really, honestly, I have no idea who you think you are or what you think that you're up to or what you think you're doing. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. And actually, you know what, don't call me back. Don't ever call me back. I never want to talk to you ever ever again. I think you're honestly a sick human being and I think you are just so desperate that you'll do anything for fucking attention. And you're just so disgusting. Honestly, I cannot even give you anymore of my attention because I just think that, I mean, you are just sick. There's no other words for it. So I think that, don't ever call me back, ever again. I'm definitely just going to have my attorneys contact you and we'll deal with it that way. So lose my fucking number and never call me ever again, you fucking, disgusting, desperate [screams] I hate you!

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1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in the store. You were all sittin’ there, you’re all getting paid. Wastin’ people’s time, and you ain’t got nothing in the store to sell. 2: Unfortunately nothing. 1: You don’t just jump in to bed with Terry Gibbs you see, you take Terry Gibbs out to lunch, you wine him, you dine him. You give him an oil massage. And he gives ya 9.50 if you’re lucky…