Ohhh, oh my God I wanna douse you in lamp oil and beat you with a fucking stick!

Oh hello me. You’re not able to get this call. Yeah look this is Walker. This is Walker. This is Wren. I need to Wren to get a hold of Lee, get a hold of Wayne, and all the children. Now this Sabrina has called her Uncle to come pick her up from the house here. Did she call ya’ll? She called ya’ll is that right? She called Big E, and Salem. They down here in Houston. To come down here to pick her up. I don’t know where I could meet, I didn’t know anything about it. Now they askeded me a long long time ago. Could she come. I said yeah. And now I wish you’d see her room back there. Now my room is clean. You saw, you saw how my room is clean. Alright I’m a big man I clean my room up. Now she got here and she got straight now and I don’t think, he go.. now…she is old enough to clean up her own room. And comb her hair. Now she can do that and I’m a big man I have a marriage and different things coming here. Now they come here form Houston to spend some you know gas and noise, and I know that cost money. And if was a knowed they was coming and wanted to come, I’d a gave ‘em money to help you know make the expenses and for her to come down here. That’s right for them to do that. But this was, you know kinda behind my back and I didn’t know anything about it. Now I want you to get a hold to Lee, getta hold of Wayne and tell ‘em to get over here right away as soon as possible. Now I don’t know what’s going on. And I sh, I only showed them her room where she sleeping at night. And the way she keep her house. And I got my room, I’m a big man, and I clean up my room, and I clean up my house. Now I don’t know how they raised they children. But I don’t raise my childrens like that. When Rene was ten years old they kept their own room clean, they kept their house clean. Now get over here, and don’t call, don’t call me, but get over here to see what’s going on. Cuz I didn’t know….they didn’t…they didn’t tell me they was coming down here. I favored and I don’t want to disappoint them. Yeah. And she’s here now with no shoes on, power ink on, no clothes on and her room it looks ridiculous. Yeah I’d soon, I’d give her money, give her money, ten dollars the other day. Ten, or nine dollars yesterday, the day before yesterday. Today we went out and ate I gave her ten more dollars. Or almost ten dollars with them. Mmmhmmm. Now somebody did go down there, and and, got the light bill on me. That water bill, I just paid the light bill. Walker was his name. I paid a light bill that was three hundred and somethin’ dollars. Three thousand and somethin’ dollars… See I just got done payin’ eh ma — uh somebody I told you that. I went down and paid a water bill three thousand, and some dollar water bill on that. Now I don’t know what’s going on, not tryin’ to, you know, upset nobody or nothin’ else. But that’s what, why I was down there last night to show you. And her room is a addictive is why she still sleep in there. Now I got up this morning, yesterday I fixed the living room up. Cause I have my doctors now, I got them whiter folks to come down here and verify, they can verify I cleaned up my room, and I cl — cleaned up this third room and we have a nurse, they supposed to send a nurse down here was supposed to come Monday. But she didn’t make it I don’t know whether its weather, or what the problem is…ok call then.

WHAT THE FUCK!?! I'M STRAIGHT RED-FACED HEATED AT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE FUCKING CALLING ME, YOU'RE TEXTING ME, I'M BLATANTLY AT THE HOSPITAL, MY GIRLFRIEND'S PASSING AWAY, AND YOU'RE CALLING ME ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT!?!?! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgot to ask you when you left, ehh, do you want the Gyro, or the vegetarian meal. Because I realize after you left that I left with you the falafal, and I know that you're trying to lay off the carbs. Other problem I have is, 2 nights from now, when I am supposed to meet with you and your mother, we have a Yankees game. I am obsessed with New York Yankees. Not sure I can make it. So speak with your mother, both about the vegetarian meal, and the falafal, and of course about the New York Yankees, with whom I am currently obsessed.

Hey, mama, it's, Joe again so. I just can't get this recipe down. I think I'm missing a step. I'm gonna wrote it down and I went through it again but. Did you say skin it first, and then boil it, or boy next year. Because I have ball in the scanner but when I do that It is it turns the boss. So I don't know. If you have time to call me back tonight, but I'll be here. Just give a ring. I love you, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

Si parla del gioco più atteso del 2012, in uscita a marzo su PS3, Xbox 360 e PC. Il capolavoro di Bioware è stato capace di riscrivere una buona parte di standard videoludici e si prepara a ripetersi in Mass Effect 3. Con la partecipazione di: Riddick, Jenbrother, BlackSilver e Syndar. A videogames podcast, OnGame!

Marsha, I am so freaking out right now. I have lost my acrylic pinky nail, and the crappy part is that the last I saw it was when I was putting in a tampon and I haven’t seen it since. I’m kinda scared…you think that’s bad for me and you know like my stuff? Mmmm…anyway I’ll see you at school tomorrow bye!

Hey you motherfucker, you fuckin' think you're a fuckin' smart ass now blowin' up my fuckin' chops and startin' fuckin' trouble? I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna shove that fuckin' piece up your ass if you don't gimme that fuckin' money. Alright? Your pieces are made, they been made since fuckin' yesterday, Now come down there and pick 'em up at the other fuckin' shop. And gimme my fuckin' money. If I see you down at my fuckin' shop down here, I'm gonna bust your fuckin' head for ya. Ok? You got it? You don't wanna fuckin' deal wit' me now you little cocksucker? I'll fuckin' straighten your ass out.

OK, you need to change your voicemail so at least its your voice so I feel like I'm at least having a conversation with you. Cause this, "the voicemail subscriber you have reached is unavailable" is bullshit bitch. Fuckin', you better fix that, you hear me girl? Bye!

Tommy…where the hell'd you go last night bro? Bily won ten thousand dollars in black jack and bought us all lapdances. You gotta be smarter than that next time and stick with the boys!