Hey Ryan, this is a Scoble…Nice seeing you and I hope you kick ass up on stage.

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Hey, its uh, its Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Ummm…Can you please, uhhh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone and uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that. And um, what do you call it, just have it as a number, on the voicemail. Just have it as your telephone number. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Ok bye.

Good evening ughhh, what do you sat, uh, ah, see, I don't understand. Uh. What is the user giving the phone number to you? If you can call me back again, and cause I am gonna turn returning you a call I don't know why you a calla meeeee. It is uhhh up to you to you to give me a call back uh. As soon as possibe. Because you calla my number asshole, I am notta giving my number again, rguhhhhhh. You can chap with a color, uh why you calla me, asshole, it is up to you. It is up to you if you want to call me back ugghhhhhhhh. So gimme a call back ugghhhhhhhh…[random grumbling]…more than a ten thousand…ughhhhh…

I'm so fuckin' into you. But Betsy is so jealous. But let's fuckin' have sex. And I want to lick your pussy and suck your tits. But you have to be into Besty, I told Betsy that you were into her. And if you get this message, just look at me and say "yes." But I want to fuckin' lick your pussy and make you come so much. And get crazy. I don't know why I'm like this, but I want you badly. And I know you want me. But you have to be into Besty too. So when you get this message, if you could, say "yes."

Hey, so my cat thinks you're really sexy. And that if you had a theme song, it would go like this…it would go…Meow chicka-meow-meow, meow-chicka-meow-meow…cuz you're sexy…hehe….meooowwwww.

So uh, look… I, uh, took your advice, genius. And uh, she's currently packing her shit to leave. I'd say you owe me a shot and a beer, champ.

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Did you read it? Did you read it? Congratulations to Evan Smith for his good works to the community. Congratulations on your Man of the Year award. I can't believe this! I know I know what you're thinking oh its nothing, its a local little town of like 250 people. But it doesn't matter I saw it! Oh gosh! Oh my God look at that. I printed it out. You know, the best thing I did was put your name and your city in Google Alerts. Oh my God! I'm so proud. Alright. Oh. Owww! Oh and you check my Facebook status later cause its gonna be on there baby! You're a rockstar. You. Are. A Rockstar! Woooooooo!!!!