You have no idea. What the FUCK do you hope to accomplish with that. If you do that. It's over. FUCK YOU. How dare you act like a BITCH when I've been so FUCKING nice. I've been nothing but nice to you. What did I do. And you said earlier today and by the way you owe. What the FUCK did you mean. I let you sleep. That's my mistake. I SHOULD HAVE WOKEN YOU UP AND SAID FUCKING BLOW ME BITCH. I just waited and waited until I fell asleep. YOU WENT TO SLEEP AND DIDN'T BLOW ME. I DESERVED TO BE BLOWN FIRST BEFORE THE FUCKING JACUZZI. You could BLOW THE HOUSE UP BUT BLOW ME FIRST. HOW DARE YOU. YOU WANT THE NUMBER OF MY THERAPIST. DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO HIM. YOU NEED A THERAPIST OF YOUR OWN. And you know you're doing this and you're a liar. I JUST WANT MY DAUGHTER AND A MAID. They make your GODDAMN BED WHICH YOU DID NOT. I just need a nice woman to look after my beautiful daughter and I get to fuck her. YOU ARE A PAIN IN MY ASS. Stop being that. You are a pain in [click to continue...]
Give me you have fucking something as they must Park and don't hang up I can't I make it and if you can tonight Dude I understand me I … please first let just now what the fuck up on the market Kick your fucking ass what are you doing 1 what now … good at that I like the fact around what the fuck is voice sorry been difficult you're on fucking believe why don't you fucking understand I'll fucking serious to Box segment your them at your shop you give me a call me we're fucking on this too I you professional or not … give me a call sooner … somebody talk to Monica fucking Celeste hi Mark it's Matthew I'm bringing 1 fucking jacket I want you nice and I think you be to the Mark in Kick your fucking ass you're a nice Guy you're a nice Guy but I don't fucking funny when you were getting in fucking around like this talk hi call me when you have a fucking not read half the fucking that to walking in.
Hey its me, listen I can't understand what this is? I don't know am I puttin' this on right? I don't know I'm following the instructions you put in, in the paper when you sent it…but I don't understand I don't think I have all these little pleasures all together there. I don't know there's somethin' around my…wait hold on let me reach back here. Uh, I don't know am I supposed to look like cat woman or am like…you know without, without the parts…you know, the, the cover for the boobs and the, and the crotch parts. I don't know am I…I'm just not puttin' this on right. Alright gimme a call cause I appreciate you sendin' me this, you know help my marriage and all, but I, darlin' I don't, I don't think I'm puttin' this on right. So, so c'mon, gimme a call. My, my man will be home in about an hour and a half. So you better call me back…alright…or I'll just keep tryin'… alright bye!
Yeah Mikey, its Frank. I took care of business with that prick, its done. Now I need you to meet me tonight behind the old pool hall, we gotta clean things up. So I'll see ya there, tonight.
Hey I want to tell you something, okay. And I want to leave a message for your right now, cause again it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday. And once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11:00 in the morning in New York, and if you don't pick up the phone at 10:00 at night, and you don't even have the goddamned phone on. I want you to know something, okay. I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or 11 years old or that you're a child or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone. [click to continue...]
(NOYB): Pat O'Brien Drunken Perverted Rambling...I want...
Hey it's me. You're so fuckin' hot. Betsy is like all of a sudden not into it. But as soon as we get together, I want to fuckin' suck your pussy, talk dirty to you, watch you and Betsy eat each other, suck my cock, beat off onto your face, get another women out, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke. So if you get this message, if you agree with this, just look at me and say "yes."
Brent, um this is Jaquelyn. First of all I resent the fact that you had the nerve to call and um, you already spoke to me, but you had the nerve to call RC, when I’d already told you I was taking care of it, and I had given the mo-, the money to um, to what’s his face to give to you. I have no control that Windsor doesn’t pay cause its RC that pays. So I don’t know what the amounts are. You should have called me with them or whatever. When I got that amount together I put it in an envelope. You weren’t there. The kids didn’t go. And I gave it to David. David looked for your yesterday. He looked for you, I think he’s still looking for you now. But you had no right. You already called me. And yelled at me and all that. But you had no right to call RC, and um, and, like ya know, that was really really stupid. Um, you’re not supposed to call RC and complain about that I didn’t pay you that’s bullshit. Your money was already given to David. And um if you hadn’t [click to continue...]
…you got me fucked up D, I don't give a fuck that you a mothafuckin' flip hoe! Its yo' mothafuckin' fault you a flip bitch! Ain't nobody tell you to go and fuck somebody else's nigga you a hoe ass bitch. And the only reason why I am callin' yo' hoe ass, is cause yo' hoe ass got the fuckin' nigga's number. You got Angel's fuckin' nigga number. You a hoe ass bitch. You just proved yourself a mothafuckin' self a hoe just hangin' up. You ol' funky ass bitch. You better hope I don't catch yo' ass on the street neither bitch! And I want you to send somebody to where I'm at too bitch. I'm gonna beat you, and yo' mothafuckin' homegirls ass and anybody else you bring too bitch!…Now what you ol' stupid ass hoe yeah I called you a flip bitch! You a flip bitch, I'm a turn, I'm a turn all 818s on your ass to flip yo' hoe ass bitch. Fuck, you got me fucked up, no bitch don't fuck me nigga, fuck you hoe! Fuck you bitch with a mothafuckin' long dick down your throat hoe. Tramp ass bitch I'm gonna [click to continue...]
Hello this is Philip Kaplan and…I like my wikipedia page and it shows…I'd rather be masturbating.
Hi, So I was at TechCrunch Disrupt today and and I'm paralyzed because I went into the bathroom and trying to be quiet because he's right behind me, but Michael Arrington took a shit, that was the smelliest fucking thing I;ve ever smelled in my life. I don't know what this guy had for lunch. He went and must have had 5 hamburgers, or a fuckin' fish, smelly fuckin' fish sandwich, and ya know I don't know what the hell what this motherfucker thinks he's doin' coming in, he's fucking used a disgusting amount of toilet paper, the water is, over flowing, its gross, I dont know what is going. Anyways, what is this audio shit, this shit is weird too.
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