Hey its me, listen I can't understand what this is? I don't know am I puttin' this on right? I don't know I'm following the instructions you put in, in the paper when you sent it…but I don't understand I don't think I have all these little pleasures all together there. I don't know there's somethin' around my…wait hold on let me reach back here. Uh, I don't know am I supposed to look like cat woman or am like…you know without, without the parts…you know, the, the cover for the boobs and the, and the crotch parts. I don't know am I…I'm just not puttin' this on right. Alright gimme a call cause I appreciate you sendin' me this, you know help my marriage and all, but I, darlin' I don't, I don't think I'm puttin' this on right. So, so c'mon, gimme a call. My, my man will be home in about an hour and a half. So you better call me back…alright…or I'll just keep tryin'… alright bye!
Tommy…where the hell'd you go last night bro? Bily won ten thousand dollars in black jack and bought us all lapdances. You gotta be smarter than that next time and stick with the boys!
Hey man. Check out this riff that I just dropped. Its a little guitar riff. Ok. Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese! Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese. Bringin' on the mothafuckin' cream cheese. And then it switches. To, bringing on the motherfuckin' cream cheese. Its all about my love for cream cheese.
Brent, um this is Jaquelyn. First of all I resent the fact that you had the nerve to call and um, you already spoke to me, but you had the nerve to call RC, when I’d already told you I was taking care of it, and I had given the mo-, the money to um, to what’s his face to give to you. I have no control that Windsor doesn’t pay cause its RC that pays. So I don’t know what the amounts are. You should have called me with them or whatever. When I got that amount together I put it in an envelope. You weren’t there. The kids didn’t go. And I gave it to David. David looked for your yesterday. He looked for you, I think he’s still looking for you now. But you had no right. You already called me. And yelled at me and all that. But you had no right to call RC, and um, and, like ya know, that was really really stupid. Um, you’re not supposed to call RC and complain about that I didn’t pay you that’s bullshit. Your money was already given to David. And um if you hadn’t [click to continue...]
Yeah Mikey, its Frank. I took care of business with that prick, its done. Now I need you to meet me tonight behind the old pool hall, we gotta clean things up. So I'll see ya there, tonight.
1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in [click to continue...]
Hi, So I was at TechCrunch Disrupt today and and I'm paralyzed because I went into the bathroom and trying to be quiet because he's right behind me, but Michael Arrington took a shit, that was the smelliest fucking thing I;ve ever smelled in my life. I don't know what this guy had for lunch. He went and must have had 5 hamburgers, or a fuckin' fish, smelly fuckin' fish sandwich, and ya know I don't know what the hell what this motherfucker thinks he's doin' coming in, he's fucking used a disgusting amount of toilet paper, the water is, over flowing, its gross, I dont know what is going. Anyways, what is this audio shit, this shit is weird too.
(NOYB): Pat O'Brien Drunken Perverted Rambling...I want...
Hey it's me. You're so fuckin' hot. Betsy is like all of a sudden not into it. But as soon as we get together, I want to fuckin' suck your pussy, talk dirty to you, watch you and Betsy eat each other, suck my cock, beat off onto your face, get another women out, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke. So if you get this message, if you agree with this, just look at me and say "yes."
Here is my keep the bra on mentality. You're such a liar, whatever, fuck you, this means something to me. listen…how many ways are there for breasts to go wrong? too many! too many! shh shh. how many categories are there? how many spectrums are there for things to go wrong? Too many. Too many! Every once in a while, things work out well…things work out perfectly, and god knows we appreciate it. But all too often, are men are left standing, "I should have kept the bra on." And what is the motto, what is the typical Jewish motto. Better safe than sorry. Keep the bra on always. You hear this ladies and gentleman…keep the bra on, always!
Hello this is Philip Kaplan and…I like my wikipedia page and it shows…I'd rather be masturbating.
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