You know, I'm just pressed to even assume … I'm assuming you don't give a shit about me. And I'm assuming that since you're not taking my calls anymore and I hurt myself and you don't give a flying shit and uh, from everything you told me today and how you're not willing to work things out, and how you feel in general, you just don't want to be with me anymore. But, you know what, this is up and down. I mean, every couple days this is what happens with you. It's a roller coaster, and it's fucking torturing me, it's killing me. And maybe it's doing the same to you, but you don't' show it as well. And I pretty much need to know. Cause I'm seriously, I'm sure you can realize that I'm going through a hard time. You don't care, but you're probably aware of it. And I need to make a change in my life, big time. And obviously, I have to stay here. I thought I had you, but I don't have that. So, if I'm wrong, I'd really like you to call me or stop over or do something, like really impulsive, because you know what, I'm pretty much at the bottom of my barrel. And you know, I've had a lot of patience going back and forth like this, and continuing to chase after you. But you know what, Mark, so many times you chase after someone, you pretty much can't do it anymore. And I guess what you're telling me is, yes, you don't want this anymore. And I can respect that. But I need to leave, because this is just not working out for me here. And I thought that you and I were working out. And I don't have anything else here. And I'm not saying this for any other reason but the truth. I've talked to someone in Allentown, I have to get a job for a while. And I don't want to go, but I know that you don't care and that you don't want to be with me, and you treat me like shit. And that's why, silly me, silly me for making yet another phone call. What the hell am I doing? Man, there is seriously something wrong with me. Man, I gotta go. Bye.

Hey its back. You bitch. You fuckin' nigga. Fuckin' pussy nigga. Fucking asshole nigga. Stupid nigga. Mothe —uhhhh, Fucking-a stupid nigga. You commy bitch. OK? Bye you stupid.

Fuck you, fuck your junk faxes, your spam faxes, fuck you, may you get asshole cancer and rot from the inside out you motherfucker!

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Look, I'm fucking sick and tired of this crap. You're totally just fuckin' high school, whiny-ass bullshit, and honestly I don't favor it at all. You fucking ask like a little wuss pussy bitch because I told you to shut the fuck up when you were screaming in the goddamned mic. You know what, you fucking deserved it. You know, if you can't fucking take that from me, you're going to that military school, you're fucked. You are seriously fucked. They're only going to yell at you. They're gonna scream at you until you fucking cry and piss your little bitch-ass pants. You fuckin' understand me? Cause that's what they're gonna do. I have tried to be your friend. I have been your friend. Fuckin' a' man. I don't know, I went out and almost bought you the fuckin' Halo 3 Legendary until I was told, oh wait, nevermind, you got another copy. Even when you were acting like a fuckin' jerk, I was going out, I was gonna spend 130 fuckin' dollars on your ass because I considered you a fucking friend. Now you act like a little wuss pussy bitch and just fucking can't even man up to try to compromise, can't even fucking talk to me straight at all. You're gonna act like a little fucking jerk. You know, you're probably going to delete this message but I could care less because I'm actually saying what the fuck needs to be said to you, all right. You can go fucking sit on a corner, cry your eyes out all the fuck you want about me telling you to shut the fuck up. Guess what, buddy? You're going to get even worse later in life. Alright? Now look I've been willing to try and work shit out and you know, fucking care about what kind of a friendship we had. Alright? You know, maybe you consider that a pussy attitude, but you know what, it's actually the more manly move. Yeah. It is. You know what, fuck off, man. Just fuck off.

Hey, mama, it's, Joe again so. I just can't get this recipe down. I think I'm missing a step. I'm gonna wrote it down and I went through it again but. Did you say skin it first, and then boil it, or boy next year. Because I have ball in the scanner but when I do that It is it turns the boss. So I don't know. If you have time to call me back tonight, but I'll be here. Just give a ring. I love you, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

I have a fun story for you, man. The other night, my girlfriend and I were feeling like Bonnie and Clyde in the bedroom. Halfway through a late-night fuck session, she turns around from the doggy-style position and screams, "I want that hunk of meat in my ass." . I couldn't believe my ears, and immediatly put my Jim Brownski in her Jim Browneye. Before I knew what was happening, she had on a conductor's cap and was screaming at the top of her lungs, "NEXT STOP, BROWNTOWN!!". I kept slapping her in the face throughout it all, and at one point, I think she was holding a lit flame to my balls. This bottle rocket sound kept going off with each thrust into her dip-hole, and at one point, tears ran down her face and smeared all the makeup I had thrown at her earlier. I railed her butt out until it looked like lasagna, and then let go inside her butt until her asshole resembled a sundae.

Hey Joe. Its Rich. Just callin to say hi. Was lookin at some porn on the internet and it was one of those sites where its like, all like, guy-girl or girl-girl stuff but every now and then they throw in like a guy getting a blow job or whatever so i was shocked when i saw it, so i thought of you. Figured you were in Hollywood, making some stag films there. ahh i don't know if you are giving it or taking it, but I'm sure you are making some money. And i just called to say hi. I don't know if you have my new number, but this is my new number. Give me a call sometime and we can discuss your gayness. Ill talk to you later.

Oh my god, I just got home…wooo I'm crazy…fuckin' tired, I'm gonna smoke a bowl. Will you call me and come fuckin' bullshit? And, yeah…bye.

Uh-huh, she begged me for sex, again! I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change, uh-huh!