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(NOYB): Gram's Loves Viactiv, but Isn't Feeling their n...
I didn't know that I was going to reach all this kind of stuff. But all I wanted to do was comment, about your Viactiv. The new wrappings that you got on 'em us older people can not get into 'em. I've used your problem for years and I just wanted to make my comment about this. Thank you.
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You being like this … this is being transcribed by phone Tag Dot Com what is and I want fill you in … okay I need you be I'm really sorry hi and not calling right now from the mall and I had a question for you I am just returning your call as for our conversation at dallas … meeting up next week let me know what your schedule is and hopefully we can get them is taking okay I have a … phone Tag Dot this whole transcription you're happy with thinking what that means I'll talk to you soon bye.
(NOYB): Dude Loves Bologna and World Cup but Hates Ties...
Hey Man, so ummmmm, what me and Rob figured out, is that, for one thing if you pop bologna sans mayonnaise it is incredible. About the rap thing, just because like the world cup is happening right now let's just do a little thing about the world cup. And like, how Americans get all like their panties in a wad about ties. And just like get a whole thing like, yo I dont know why, other countries think its cool to tie…and by the way…ties are… you know, I don't know. I, is, I don't have much after that. But just like keep going with that ties theme. What's up with ties man? Like, I'm an American I don't dig ties. Like, we need some kind of a winner and a loser and…so tell me if you can dig that. And…bring some bologna man. Talk to you later.
My message will be transcribed by phonetag.com? Fuck that shit. I'm gonna talk so it can't understand me. Oh I read in the new club comedy voicemails. Let's see if it transcribes this. Try talking in voicemails its criminal how moronic I am. I pick up voicemail nine dash I nine for you to newb. Let's see if it can transcribe that. If it can even understand me. Um I am going to meet J Willa for dinner at JG Melon, and uh yeah, tell um Mrs. Neigborhood I say hello. Alright, I'll tell MS that you wanna suck his penis. Peace!
Melissa this is Matt Watay… I'm calling you because I'm here with Bruce Angio, Dave Kinzo, we're in Chicago, and you should be here with us. Because we're fucked up, 'I'm hammered'. And, Bruce is hammered. He's, he's already crying like a nancy. You know he already, already wants to go to bed, its like nine oclock. So, you know, and, and, they're on, alright, they're on my ass, because they say that I need some manscaping down below. I have lots of hair below. But its, you know I'm in good shape. 'No its not'. According to Bruce its not. But… 'It needs to be cleaned up'. Bruce says it needs to be cleaned up. You know…That's, all I can say is that Bruce is being a nancy. Its nine oclock and he just, he wont hang. 'You don't need to be bald, but you need to have at least neat and clean'. Bruce says I don't need to be bald, I just need to be neat and clean. Alright well, gimme a call back, and we'll all, we'll discuss this.
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… hello that yes dear Box spring down and and and offer mattresses that's okay because I need a new 1 what happen with my lover still asleep last night with cigarettes in the bed and burned up on my ass in like right to the spring yeah and at homes that up if you could … Matt Box this year and then we went right through the fucking bed she's burned up the whole damn fucking almost the house hey my legs world all burned in my ass and my my back and Neck in old calling you know we will have soon can I can invited you can cover I me I'm gonna stop talking we test them out to you know the role around like couple of us in the back room at something testing them out get back for you right now … okay if I come in with your name my name is Jay Jay is there anyway I like just to test the weight … that we could rolled around or something jump up and down just to see if this thing … hold up because we really rock house hey … hey we got back down on the drive by all right Jay you know [click to continue...]
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