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(NOYB): Pat O'brien, Drunken perverted rambling...I'm s...
I'm so fuckin' into you. But Betsy is so jealous. But let's fuckin' have sex. And I want to lick your pussy and suck your tits. But you have to be into Besty, I told Betsy that you were into her. And if you get this message, just look at me and say "yes." But I want to fuckin' lick your pussy and make you come so much. And get crazy. I don't know why I'm like this, but I want you badly. And I know you want me. But you have to be into Besty too. So when you get this message, if you could, say "yes."
Hey I want to tell you something, okay. And I want to leave a message for your right now, cause again it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday. And once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11:00 in the morning in New York, and if you don't pick up the phone at 10:00 at night, and you don't even have the goddamned phone on. I want you to know something, okay. I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old or 11 years old or that you're a child or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone. [click to continue...]
You are fucking asshole. Mother fucker. Prostitute. You suck so many dick. Mother fucker. Prostitute. Cock sucker. You are prostitute just like your mother. You're a fucking asshole. Cock sucker. Mother fucker. Prostitute. Mother fucker.
Ashley, again you call and the phone is disconnected. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your phone. Every time you call, you disconnected. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this phone call or the way it is, I cannot even talk to you. What is this?
Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 9 o'clock. I don't think you can be that busy not to return my phone call. Can you just call me for 5 minutes and let me know if you're available to go out or if I should just stop calling you and just forget about you. I thought you were a decent human being, but it seems to me that you're not. So I don't know what to tell you. I thought you were someone I can talk and you're somebody decent. So can you just call me for 5 minutes if you're not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage.
Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 7:30pm Tuesday night. I have a missed phone call on my phone. I don't know if you were trying to call me back. I missed you, or what happened, or my phone it didn't ring. But I have your number as a missed call. If you did call me, can you please call me back again. Now it's 7:30pm. Bye bye.
Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 5 o'clock Tuesday afternoon. I don't know what time you're coming home. If you have time maybe we can go and have dinner together. Can you call me back please? Bye bye.
Can you just call me for 5 minutes if you're not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage.
I don't think you can be that busy not to return my phone call.
Hey Missy, it's Troy, gimme a ring, it's 10 o'clock in the morning on Monday the 1st (XXX) XXX-XXXX (XXX) XXX-XXXX Thanks.
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