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Ashley, again you call and the phone is disconnected. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your phone. Every time you call, you disconnected. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this phone call or the way it is, I cannot even talk to you. What is this?
Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 9 o'clock. I don't think you can be that busy not to return my phone call. Can you just call me for 5 minutes and let me know if you're available to go out or if I should just stop calling you and just forget about you. I thought you were a decent human being, but it seems to me that you're not. So I don't know what to tell you. I thought you were someone I can talk and you're somebody decent. So can you just call me for 5 minutes if you're not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage.
Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 7:30pm Tuesday night. I have a missed phone call on my phone. I don't know if you were trying to call me back. I missed you, or what happened, or my phone it didn't ring. But I have your number as a missed call. If you did call me, can you please call me back again. Now it's 7:30pm. Bye bye.
Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 5 o'clock Tuesday afternoon. I don't know what time you're coming home. If you have time maybe we can go and have dinner together. Can you call me back please? Bye bye.
Can you just call me for 5 minutes if you're not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage.
I don't think you can be that busy not to return my phone call.
Hey Missy, it's Troy, gimme a ring, it's 10 o'clock in the morning on Monday the 1st (XXX) XXX-XXXX (XXX) XXX-XXXX Thanks.
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