<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>anonymous voicemails</title><link>http://audioo.com/users/profile/anonymous</link><description /><item><title>Firefox 20101217 1105</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/firefox-20101217-1105/ef44907f6e14ad6/</link><description>Firefox 20101217 1105.mp3</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/firefox-20101217-1105/ef44907f6e14ad6/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:21:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey Benny - Allied Motors Prank Call from the 80&#039;s</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/hey-benny--allied-motors-prank-call-from-the-80s/655683c7eb32605/</link><description>This is from an old cassette tape I got back in the 80&#039;s. Apparently it is some guys pranking the hell out of an old guy named Benny at Allied Motors somewhere in Tennessee. If anybody knows the story let me know. I have about 45 minutes of these calls I&#039;m thinking of putting on a CD. This came out about the same time as the &quot;Leroy Mercer&quot; oil filter/tire &amp;amp; rim/Thom McAnn shoes tape done by the...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/hey-benny--allied-motors-prank-call-from-the-80s/655683c7eb32605/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:10:33 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>KTVA Alaska Joe Miller Accidental Voicemail Recording!</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/ktva-alaska-joe-miller-accidental-voicemail-recording/44d72aa90a91262/</link><description /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/ktva-alaska-joe-miller-accidental-voicemail-recording/44d72aa90a91262/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 03:19:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Friend borrows car, returns with puke.</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/friend-borrows-car-returns-with-puke/c2afa0b7bcb8da9/</link><description>Hey there, when you borrow something from somebody, their property, you gotta return it in the same fucking condition, that you took it in. So I don&#039;t know if you&#039;re having a laugh, or you just don&#039;t remember. Or, you&#039;re a very sick individual, but you&#039;re gonna have to come by sometime today, and clean the puke up outta my car. I think a full fucking detail is in order. OK? And by the way, I th...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/friend-borrows-car-returns-with-puke/c2afa0b7bcb8da9/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:11:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Billy Won 10K and Bought Us all Lap Dances....</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/billy-won-10k-and-bought-us-all-lap-dances/faf15e6f47cf6ba/</link><description>Tommy...where the hell&#039;d you go last night bro? Bily won ten thousand dollars in black jack and bought us all lapdances. You gotta be smarter than that next time and stick with the boys!</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/billy-won-10k-and-bought-us-all-lap-dances/faf15e6f47cf6ba/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:03:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>We&#039;re going to go through. What I want to go</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/were-going-to-go-through-what-i-want-to-go/c027e1447d690cb/</link><description>We&#039;re going to go through. What I want to go echoes all it. It&#039;s or watch, but it that pitch and or what you&#039;re doing well. We were there. No Carlo just tells the cruiser. Hey, My has you aspects. Hey, yes.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/were-going-to-go-through-what-i-want-to-go/c027e1447d690cb/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:08:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Emotional New Dad Names Newborn after Grandpa!!</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/emotional-new-dad-names-newborn-after-grandpa/4e3671898c28061/</link><description>Hello Dad, its Ray, so he was just born, 7 pounds 2 ounces. And uh, surprise, we&#039;re naming him after you! His names James Oshea. Love you, I&#039;m gonna call you back, mother and baby are doing well, call you back soon but I love you... Liamm James Oshea. Love you, bye bye!</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/emotional-new-dad-names-newborn-after-grandpa/4e3671898c28061/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 05:08:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, date. Hey, hey. Pete, give me a favor, Nick</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/hey-date-hey-hey-pete-give-me-a-favor-nick/f10a0893ee6687e/</link><description>Hey, date. Hey, hey. Pete, give me a favor, Nick. Hello, move my car for me man HI I left the keys in your coffee table walked home last night. Just to miss all to move the car bro. I think it&#039;s dead. Like on monday and wednesday. Three, sleeping, whatever. So, I. I think today is monday please move for Bro, was no a cat path, alright, it&#039;s, Pete. It&#039;s a great coup love. With. The license plate...</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/hey-date-hey-hey-pete-give-me-a-favor-nick/f10a0893ee6687e/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:31:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You Look Sexy Voicemail - FAIL.</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/you-look-sexy-voicemail--fail/22211ab8ee48d1d/</link><description>Hey honey just wanted to call you to let you know you looked real sexy today when I left for work, sleeping there with the dogs...anyway, I love you, I&#039;ll talk to ya, just, be thinkin about ya all day.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/you-look-sexy-voicemail--fail/22211ab8ee48d1d/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 11:09:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny Lost and Found Dog voicemail</title><link>http://audioo.com/voicemail/funny-lost-and-found-dog-voicemail/ff80937319cd30c/</link><description>Hey bud, I just found your dog Rocky, he&#039;s filthy, and it just took me five minutes of cleaning off his tag to even figure out your phone number, since you didn&#039;t leave an address... I don&#039;t know where to drop him. So, he&#039;s gonna be at my house chillin&#039; out eatin&#039; a steak. Because he&#039;s got such a shitty owner, until you stop by to pick him up. 273 Emerald.</description><guid isPermaLink="true">http://audioo.com/voicemail/funny-lost-and-found-dog-voicemail/ff80937319cd30c/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:42:31 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>