(NOYB): A and R not Feelin' British White Boy Rap, but ...
Nigel, look, ugh, got your uh, proposal. Its absurd, its ridiculous. This like British white boy rap thing that you're trying to do. Look if you're gonna ask me to spend money mate you gotta like come up with something better than that. I don;t have time to spend money on these rubbish projects. Especially because I've presently got a cocaine problem. And I dont have a problem, admitting it. And, if I'm gonna spend my money, its gonna be money well spent.
Yes, hello I was calling in regard to an entry form that you filled out with us at a Chicago Cubs game that you attended May 16th uh, when they were playing the pirates. I have really good news for you regarding your entry blank call me back today at 1(XXX) XXX-XXXX and my name is Debbie ask for Debbie at extension (XXX), and I'll tell you all about this when you call today. I am in the office and it is really good news. Ask for Deb.
Hey you motherfucker, you fuckin' think you're a fuckin' smart ass now blowin' up my fuckin' chops and startin' fuckin' trouble? I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna shove that fuckin' piece up your ass if you don't gimme that fuckin' money. Alright? Your pieces are made, they been made since fuckin' yesterday, Now come down there and pick 'em up at the other fuckin' shop. And gimme my fuckin' money. If I see you down at my fuckin' shop down here, I'm gonna bust your fuckin' head for ya. Ok? You got it? You don't wanna fuckin' deal wit' me now you little cocksucker? I'll fuckin' straighten your ass out.
Oh hello me. You’re not able to get this call. Yeah look this is Walker. This is Walker. This is Wren. I need to Wren to get a hold of Lee, get a hold of Wayne, and all the children. Now this Sabrina has called her Uncle to come pick her up from the house here. Did she call ya’ll? She called ya’ll is that right? She called Big E, and Salem. They down here in Houston. To come down here to pick her up. I don’t know where I could meet, I didn’t know anything about it. Now they askeded me a long long time ago. Could she come. I said yeah. And now I wish you’d see her room back there. Now my room is clean. You saw, you saw how my room is clean. Alright I’m a big man I clean my room up. Now she got here and she got straight now and I don’t think, he go.. now…she is old enough to clean up her own room. And comb her hair. Now she can do that and I’m a big man I have a marriage and different things coming here. Now they come here form Houston to spend some you know gas and [click to continue...]
Forgot to ask you when you left, ehh, do you want the Gyro, or the vegetarian meal. Because I realize after you left that I left with you the falafal, and I know that you're trying to lay off the carbs. Other problem I have is, 2 nights from now, when I am supposed to meet with you and your mother, we have a Yankees game. I am obsessed with New York Yankees. Not sure I can make it. So speak with your mother, both about the vegetarian meal, and the falafal, and of course about the New York Yankees, with whom I am currently obsessed.
Hi Ronnie, it's I. I just wanted to call and say thank you very much for the i eat it. Yeah, he's really could, and he will grant and I a week. Well, obviously it's it's, sol much fun and listen. You do screen go out there. If you could beat Chen. Yeah I got the big dirty and so we put it in the dishwasher and it's not turning on this morning and then make this thing so that she so can you call me and and tell me which store you go to that end, so I can go all and and it take care. Cos it, it doesn't work. Clean the screen. Once it and I think that's at work. Okay babe, I'll be.
Hey to answer your question I, I put on sunscreen even when its snowin'. OK? You know me I'm pale as a ghost. And I like to keep it that way. So to answer your question I put on sunscreen even if it is pitch dark outside, literally. Because, I'll be damned if I am gonna be coming down with some skin cancer. So….I hope that helps you out. I got some spf 80 here. I got some spf 90. I got some spf 1000. Seriously, I'm just tryin' to get you to my house so we can make out. Just come on over. I got the spf whatever. And uh, we'll go hang out in the sun. Or not. It doesn't matter just, come over.
Hey got your voice message about snowmobilin' tonight. You betcha. Let's do it. Let's get pissed, go out and rev it up a bit eh? Give me a call back when you get a second okay. Bye.
I am sitting here with pomade in my hair…and it is all because I didn't pay attention in college.
Johnson its Schwartz, listen what we need is not necessarily something that just tells the news of the day but analyzes the news of the day. Something that really… gets into the bowels, and when I say bowels I don't mean something you take a shit from, I mean like, that really talks about the innards of stuff…uhhh…social networking, sports, steroids in sports…that's what we need. Hit me back.
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