You know, I've got to tell you man. It's it's George. Yeah, look, I just need to set it up. I'm sorry to be around the bush. I know when I called you last night i was like, let's go to the bar and I have a drinking water because I don't have any so I just need a cigarette 3 days ago one, and I will like to Macy's and we're just gonna hang out. Spock and outside Macy's. I said, I gotta cut join Macy's. I just picked a cigarette and I just to say right now. I am row. Cos stick you're not my friend. I just need a cigarette. Can you please just answer the phone and help me out with a cigarette.

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I just want to tell you. You know what, I'm fine. Don't worry about me. You obviously haven't been. So you go live your life. I'll be fine and I'm out of here in a big way. Like out of here. Okay? Goodbye.

Okay dude so like what's up with your friend Jenny that I met the other night? She's like calling me and texting me and emailing me like she's in love with me or some shit. So would you please tell her that I like, ya know, don't munch on the muff, don't do the tuna tacos, don't clown with the clam? Please…Thank you. Okay, bye bye.

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