Someone calls into Apple regarding purchasing an iPad before it is released. A compromise ensues.

Hey Ry, it's Noah it's like a quarter to ten. I just have a quick question about someone's asking for me to change the email on their account, so they can reset the password wondering. I'm just wondering if it's like an odd security breach or something. Gimme a call when you get a chance. Hope your doing well.

You know, you're making me go out of my mind. And I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I can't handle this like you can. I'm begging you as a human being to please call me back. Please call me back. Please call me back, I'm not doing well. Please call me back. You know, as a human being, please. As someone who once cared about me, can you please call me back. Please. Please.

Hi Ashley, this is David. It's 9 o'clock. I don't think you can be that busy not to return my phone call. Can you just call me for 5 minutes and let me know if you're available to go out or if I should just stop calling you and just forget about you. I thought you were a decent human being, but it seems to me that you're not. So I don't know what to tell you. I thought you were someone I can talk and you're somebody decent. So can you just call me for 5 minutes if you're not available so I can just throw your number to the garbage.

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1: Search X. 2: Security Systems! Talk to me! 1: Yeah gimme a second I’ll transfer ya now! 2: Morning Pete’s may I help you? 1: Hello there. I’m looking for a security system, I want something I can put on me wall. Put a camera on the wall, put it over there, put it over there, got someone who’s gonna rob my BMW, and they got shot in the face, what have you got? 2: Hold on a second. 2: Hello sales? 1: Security systems, talk to me! 2: Yeah which ones would ya like? 1: I want one with a camera you can put over in the corner, you put another camera in the corner, you put a camera on the outside, you got someone coming in to steal my BMW and he gets shot in the face , what have you got? 2: Ehmm, at the moment we’ve got nothing at all actually. 1: You aint got nothing? You got nothing in the whole store? 2: No, do you have a BMW though. 1: Oh I got a BMW it is quite nice. 2: Yeah very nice. At the moment absolutely nothing. 1: You ain’t got nothing in the store. You were all sittin’ there, you’re all getting paid. Wastin’ people’s time, and you ain’t got nothing in the store to sell. 2: Unfortunately nothing. 1: You don’t just jump in to bed with Terry Gibbs you see, you take Terry Gibbs out to lunch, you wine him, you dine him. You give him an oil massage. And he gives ya 9.50 if you’re lucky…

Hey Loserface. It's me. Just wanted to know, I did not, absolutely did not deserve your rudeness and being mean and being an asshole to me. I did nothing but be nice and be honest with how I felt. And I hate you and I will for now on, you are up there with one other guy I have ever hated so much in my life. Congratulations. You are a chicken shit who cannot accept the fact that someone did what they did for some other reason, and forgiving and be kind and understanding. And I hate you and I always will. So fuck you and don't even call me again and don't ever fuckin' email me again to be your connection or anything. Cause I fuckin' hate you now and always will and so does my sister, Abby, and so does my mother. Congratulations. You are up there with Jim. And you always will be. Fucking piece of shit. You are scared of your own fucking shadow. You're a loser. Bye.

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You know, I'm just pressed to even assume … I'm assuming you don't give a shit about me. And I'm assuming that since you're not taking my calls anymore and I hurt myself and you don't give a flying shit and uh, from everything you told me today and how you're not willing to work things out, and how you feel in general, you just don't want to be with me anymore. But, you know what, this is up and down. I mean, every couple days this is what happens with you. It's a roller coaster, and it's fucking torturing me, it's killing me. And maybe it's doing the same to you, but you don't' show it as well. And I pretty much need to know. Cause I'm seriously, I'm sure you can realize that I'm going through a hard time. You don't care, but you're probably aware of it. And I need to make a change in my life, big time. And obviously, I have to stay here. I thought I had you, but I don't have that. So, if I'm wrong, I'd really like you to call me or stop over or do something, like really impulsive, because you know what, I'm pretty much at the bottom of my barrel. And you know, I've had a lot of patience going back and forth like this, and continuing to chase after you. But you know what, Mark, so many times you chase after someone, you pretty much can't do it anymore. And I guess what you're telling me is, yes, you don't want this anymore. And I can respect that. But I need to leave, because this is just not working out for me here. And I thought that you and I were working out. And I don't have anything else here. And I'm not saying this for any other reason but the truth. I've talked to someone in Allentown, I have to get a job for a while. And I don't want to go, but I know that you don't care and that you don't want to be with me, and you treat me like shit. And that's why, silly me, silly me for making yet another phone call. What the hell am I doing? Man, there is seriously something wrong with me. Man, I gotta go. Bye.

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