Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?” Sarah: “Ohhhh so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us. ” Masked Avengers “Oh it’s a pleasure.” Sarah: “Thank you sir we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you! And thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to…me!” Masked Avengers: “I followed your campaigns closely with my special American advisor Johnny Holiday you know?” Sarah: “Yes good.” Masked Avengers: “Excellent. Uh, are you confident?” Sarah: “Very confident, and we’re thankful the polls are showing that the race tightening and…” Masked Avengers: “Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting, how do you feel right now my dear? Sarah: “I feel so good, I feel like we are in a, a marathon, and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow through the finish…” Masked Avengers: “They say I got elected in France because I am real, and you seem to be someone who is real as well.” Sarah: “Yes. Yeah, haha, Nicholoas we so appreciate this opportunity.” Masked Avengers: “You know I see you as a president one day, uh, you too!” Sarah: “Uh, hahaha, maybe in eight years.” Masked Avengers: “Well I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities to hunt too.” Sarah: “Oh very good, we should go hunting together.” Masked Avengers: “Exactly we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did, I never did that! Like we say in French ‘………..’” Sarah: “Well I think we could have a lot fun together as we’re getting’ work done, we can, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.” Masked Avengers “I just love killing those animals! Um-mmmm! Take away life, that is so fun! I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney! Hahaha” Sarah: “No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.” Masked Avengers: “You know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you. “ Sarah: “Well, see we’re right next door to the countries that we all need to be working with. Yes.” Masked Avengers: “Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in the foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false. That’s the, the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada Steph Cass. “ Sarah: “Well, he’s doin’ fine too. And yeah when you come in to a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.” Masked Avengers: “I, I was wondering, because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, also the Prime Minister of Quebec, Mr. Charles…have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies.” Sarah: “I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but its been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you, and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness you’ve added a lot of energy to your country even with um, with that beautiful family of yours.” Masked Avengers: “Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you, uhhhh you know even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak with you today. Hahaha” Sarah: “Hahaha. Well give her a big hug for me.” Masked Avengers: “You know my wife is a popular singer, and a former top model. And she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.” Sarah: “Oh my goodness I didn’t know that.” Masked Avengers: “Yes in French its called ‘……..’ or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber! ‘Its his life, Joe the Plumber!’” Sarah: “Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.” Masked Avengers: “I, I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the, the phenomenon, Joe the Plumber, that’s, that’s not your husband right?” Sarah: “That’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.” Masked Avengers: “Yes yes I understand we have the equivalent of their Joe the Plumber in France its called Marcelle the guy with bread under his armpit. Uh, we…” Sarah: “Right, that’s what its all about. It’s the middle class, and the government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.” Masked Avengers: “Uh, I see in a bit, about NBC, even Fox News, wasn’t an ally, an ally sorry, about uh, as much as usual.” Sarah: “Yeah that’s what we’re up against.” Masked Avengers: “I must say Governor Palin, I loved the documentary they made on your life. You know uh Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?” Sarah: “Oh good, thank you, yes.” Masked Avengers: “That was really edgy.” Sarah: “U-haha well good.” Masked Avengers: “I really loved you. And I must say something also Governor, uh, you’ve been pranked. By the Masked Avengers we are two comedians from Montreal.” Sarah: “Ohhhh, have we been pranked? And, what radio station is this?” Masked Avengers: “This is for CKOY in Montreal.” Sarah: “In Montreal, tell me their radio station call letters.” Masked Avengers: “CK…hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.” Bexi: “I’m sorry I have to let you go thank you.”