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(NOYB): I want to talk to the President, and Quit Haras...
I want to talk to the President, and Quit Harassin' My Mama!
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He done call you at 8 oclock. And you better make up some big ass god damn stupid ass, lyin' story. Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you? Robert? Rebecca? Let me talk to the president…[heavy breathing]…this is Jeffrey, Oklahoma City Oklahoma. I want to talk to the president. [heavy breathing] Do you understand that? Do you understand that? You just rip off bastards, quit harassin' my mama…you hear me? Quit harassin' my mama!
He done call you at 8 oclock. And you better make up some big ass god damn stupid ass, lyin' story. Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you? Robert? Rebecca? Let me talk to the president…[heavy breathing]…this is Jeffrey, Oklahoma City Oklahoma. I want to talk to the president. [heavy breathing] Do you understand that? Do you understand that? You just rip off bastards, quit harassin' my mama…you hear me? Quit harassin' my mama!
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5:59
(NOYB): Sarah Palin Prank Call
Sarah Palin Prank Call
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Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?” Sarah: “Ohhhh so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us. ” Masked Avengers “Oh it’s a pleasure.” Sarah: “Thank you sir we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you! And thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to…me!” Masked Avengers: “I followed your campaigns closely with my special American advisor Johnny Holiday you know?” Sarah: “Yes good.” Masked Avengers: “Excellent. Uh, are you confident?” Sarah: “Very confident, and we’re thankful the polls are showing that the race tightening and…” Masked Avengers: “Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting, how do you feel right now my dear? Sarah: “I feel so good, I feel like we are in a, a marathon, and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow through the finish…” Masked Avengers: “They say I got elected in France because I am real, and you seem to be someone who is real as well.” Sarah: “Yes. Yeah, haha, Nicholoas we so appreciate this opportunity.” Masked Avengers: “You know I see you as a president one day, uh, you too!” Sarah: “Uh, hahaha, maybe in eight years.” Masked Avengers: “Well I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities to hunt too.” Sarah: “Oh very good, we should go hunting together.” Masked Avengers: “Exactly we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did, I never did that! Like we say in French ‘………..’” Sarah: “Well I think we could have a lot fun together as we’re getting’ work done, we can, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.” Masked Avengers “I just love killing those animals! Um-mmmm! Take away life, that is so fun! I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney! Hahaha” Sarah: “No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.” Masked Avengers: “You know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you. “ Sarah: “Well, see we’re right next door to the countries that we all need to be working with. Yes.” Masked Avengers: “Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in the foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false. That’s the, the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada Steph Cass. “ Sarah: “Well, he’s doin’ fine too. And yeah when you come in to a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.” Masked Avengers: “I, I was wondering, because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, also the Prime Minister of Quebec, Mr. Charles…have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies.” Sarah: “I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but its been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you, and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness you’ve added a lot of energy to your country even with um, with that beautiful family of yours.” Masked Avengers: “Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you, uhhhh you know even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak with you today. Hahaha” Sarah: “Hahaha. Well give her a big hug for me.” Masked Avengers: “You know my wife is a popular singer, and a former top model. And she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.” Sarah: “Oh my goodness I didn’t know that.” Masked Avengers: “Yes in French its called ‘……..’ or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber! ‘Its his life, Joe the Plumber!’” Sarah: “Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.” Masked Avengers: “I, I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the, the phenomenon, Joe the Plumber, that’s, that’s not your husband right?” Sarah: “That’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.” Masked Avengers: “Yes yes I understand we have the equivalent of their Joe the Plumber in France its called Marcelle the guy with bread under his armpit. Uh, we…” Sarah: “Right, that’s what its all about. It’s the middle class, and the government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.” Masked Avengers: “Uh, I see in a bit, about NBC, even Fox News, wasn’t an ally, an ally sorry, about uh, as much as usual.” Sarah: “Yeah that’s what we’re up against.” Masked Avengers: “I must say Governor Palin, I loved the documentary they made on your life. You know uh Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?” Sarah: “Oh good, thank you, yes.” Masked Avengers: “That was really edgy.” Sarah: “U-haha well good.” Masked Avengers: “I really loved you. And I must say something also Governor, uh, you’ve been pranked. By the Masked Avengers we are two comedians from Montreal.” Sarah: “Ohhhh, have we been pranked? And, what radio station is this?” Masked Avengers: “This is for CKOY in Montreal.” Sarah: “In Montreal, tell me their radio station call letters.” Masked Avengers: “CK…hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.” Bexi: “I’m sorry I have to let you go thank you.”
Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How are [click to continue...]
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6:05
(NOYB): Dr Laura Racist Remarks Uses N Word 11 times
Dr Laura Racist Remarks Uses N Word 11 times
[Celebrity]
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Full of Him I'm Black and he's flight … we've been around some of his friends and family members who are thanks bye start thanks graces comment as if I'm not there or if I'm not Black and my husband ignores those comments in it Hurt my feelings hey Megan zach Craig so can you give me an example of a racist comment because sometimes people had sensitive so tell me what to give me to of good examples of race is gonna okay well … last Frank it again but we had a neighbor come over in this neighborhood every time he comes over is always a Black … medical will how the Black people like doing this and Black people really like doing that and for a long time I would ignore it last night I got to the point where I think that's races … look at the stereo right I don't think that's races hello I think you're in now now now … I think that's well listen without giving much not a lot of blacks voted Pro bombing simply because he was have Black didn't matter what he was gonna do an office it was a Black thing you gotta know that that's not a surprise not everything that somebody says we had friends over the other day got about XX people here the guys were gonna start playing basketball I was gonna go out with basketball my body garden my dear friend is a black man and I said white meant can't jump I want you on my team I was racist hello sorry hi edward failed again work been thrown around black guys use it all the time turn on h. b. … listen to black connick and all you hear is nigger nigger nigger that if I don't get it if any eddie if anybody would have enough mellon instead this is a horrible thing baldwin black people say it infection and it's very confusing don't hang up I wanna talk to you some more don't call hi doctor morrison … time outdoors XX you're talking to say what you think about during the break anyway … I will callback by either it worth if you if you had I have to be honest with you but but my credit grace relation called and I guess you don't watch h. be over listen any black immediate but that does it make it right I mean race is it might be near my phone where and I'll be calling I'm trying to make another level that unacceptable yeah we got a black man as president and we have more complaining about racism than never I mean I think that's hilarious but I think because there's more why people afraid of a black man take it over the main there of frame and be honest about it there they're quoting on a manly XX percent of the population is black and white is gonna be in your area so I did it wasn't the owner white people of it it okay or … all right all right ship on your shoulder I can't do much about that yeah I think you have too much until evening give … heather hey nonna no sent you but depends how it's set it's it up is it okay to say that word if it ever okay it's art work hey depends how it's sad black guys talking over each other seem to think it's okay repaired … black black rising on … word is restricted to rate got it can't do much about that I can't believe so like to is on the radio screwed up and there were I hope everybody did your list for you out the new there weren't nigger nigger and right I assume that's where I'm here heard it yes they did I hope everybody heard it so when you get in I'll say it again or near her nigger nigger is what you earlier on 8 let me see what she'll let me finish it send okay take things out a context hey double at and double a. c. p. tonight want that to know and time and me and and I know it came from a white person and I know the white person my dad thank you very much thank you very much again have this argument you know what if you're that hyper sensitive about color and don't have a sense humor don't marriot your right if you get a marriott if you're a big boy gonna say okay what a black thing gonna light thanks would you say wanna catholic thanks of course there is an XX thank you personally wanting general their sink and what I just heard from j. does a lot of what I hear from black thank you and it's really distressed damien disturbing and to put it in it's context she said the n. word and I said on h. p. … listening to black commack you hear nigger nigger nigger hi didn't call anybody in there nice try day actually fucking try need to send to humor sense of humor and answer the question when somebody says 1 of blacks thing saying this is what I think this is what I read that if you take a pull the majority blacks thing that is hey christian and discuss the issue like we can't just drive safely without saying there's into hey able to discuss these things hey … goodness gracious me … hi percentage of any okay which is being bread my black activist hi really thought that once we had a black president the attempt to demonize whites hey dean black would stop but it seems to have wrong and I don't get it yes I do know about power I do get it it's all about power and that's that because what should be in power is not power right business.
Full of Him I'm Black and he's flight … we've been around some of his friends and family members who are thanks bye start thanks graces comment as if I'm not there or if I'm not Black and my husband ignores those comments in it Hurt my feelings hey Megan zach Craig so can you give me an example of a racist comment because sometimes people had sensitive so tell me what to give me to of good examples of race is gonna okay well … last Frank it again but we had a neighbor come over in this neighborhood every time he comes over is always a Black … medical will how the Black people like doing this and Black people really like doing that and for a long time I would ignore it last night I got to the point where I think that's races … look at the stereo right I don't think that's races hello I think you're in now now now … I think that's well listen without giving much not a lot of blacks voted Pro bombing simply because he was have Black didn't matter what he was gonna do an office [click to continue...]
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