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Marsha, I am so freaking out right now. I have lost my acrylic pinky nail, and the crappy part is that the last I saw it was when I was putting in a tampon and I haven’t seen it since. I’m kinda scared…you think that’s bad for me and you know like my stuff? Mmmm…anyway I’ll see you at school tomorrow bye!

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Hey Ryan, it's Joel Gasper out of calling about the cardboard boxes hi call dude or I will send you an email in few minutes. Want to find out if I could swing by and pick those up. Actually tomorrow if that works out for you and anytime after 10 AM O or or we'll figure it out and (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Thanks man.

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All I can say this is if you're out in a fuckin' bar when I went to your house, drove by you, you saw me and you just drove by me, and I called you to apologize and tell you how much you miss me. If you're at a fucking bar right now, I will never ever forgive you, ever. Because if you could be having a good time, then you know what, fuck you. Then you know what, you're right, then I need to move on. But I hope you know what you're doing. Cause I'm not fuckin' playing around anymore. You know, what do you think, the world is gonna fuckin' chase you forever, Mark? You know what, everyone is gonna chase you cause you're Mister Wonderful? Yeah, well you've got some flaws going on yourself, so you know what, when I call you and apologize and call you a million times to tell you how much you mean to me, that should mean something, but obviously it doesn't. So you fuckin' have a good time out at the fuckin' bars, but I tell you what: if you're there, don't ever fuckin' call me [click to continue...]

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