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(818): Joe really wants the bricks
Joe really wants the bricks
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Yeah uh, I was calling to see if you still have that brick uh. Yeah if you do. Give me a call back. XXX-XXX-XXXX. My name is Joe. Uh My brother had passed on your number to me couple of weeks back and I just uh never got around to it to calling you guys. So if you can gimme a call back, Alright thank you bye bye.
Yeah uh, I was calling to see if you still have that brick uh. Yeah if you do. Give me a call back. XXX-XXX-XXXX. My name is Joe. Uh My brother had passed on your number to me couple of weeks back and I just uh never got around to it to calling you guys. So if you can gimme a call back, Alright thank you bye bye.
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by RyanFreedman RyanFreedman
0:45
(NOYB): Family Guy Deleted Scene: 911 Call
Family Guy Deleted Scene: 911 Call
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There where it's been required and for an actual XXX call me all right there you know that your room hello my house … live in be that high level lounge nobody ever come over my house hello maybe wanna put out since nexus something then that the be nothing fancy you can even just open up a box of sleep and go with them in about multi grains always giving … you don't have to close it being ring down with the bid so that made hey b. perhaps you could put on the video late and sneak it and to make the so looks like that's all that may and bring.
There where it's been required and for an actual XXX call me all right there you know that your room hello my house … live in be that high level lounge nobody ever come over my house hello maybe wanna put out since nexus something then that the be nothing fancy you can even just open up a box of sleep and go with them in about multi grains always giving … you don't have to close it being ring down with the bid so that made hey b. perhaps you could put on the video late and sneak it and to make the so looks like that's all that may and bring.
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by anonymous anonymous
0:27
(NOYB): Hey Noah, it's dad. The to Suzie 7 days, this
Hey Noah, it's dad. The to Suzie 7 days, this
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Hey Noah, it's dad. The to Suzie 7 days, this is turning Miller. I am call hi this is a new york. Give me a call and get a chance to put what's up. I hope things are going on well. Hey Joe.
Hey Noah, it's dad. The to Suzie 7 days, this is turning Miller. I am call hi this is a new york. Give me a call and get a chance to put what's up. I hope things are going on well. Hey Joe.
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by greenpointer greenpointer
1:16
(646): My serenade
My serenade
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Hey honey … Steve then I'm give me team rande the all right and you … in … in the in the the day … Joe and she is like I need to and then he … at same … it's me again … the love her in … yeah need to … D. love welcome … and.
Hey honey … Steve then I'm give me team rande the all right and you … in … in the in the the day … Joe and she is like I need to and then he … at same … it's me again … the love her in … yeah need to … D. love welcome … and.
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by NitaRambunkcious NitaRambunkcious
0:53
(917): I think you may not drop. I just. I know
I think you may not drop. I just. I know
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I think you may not drop. I just. I know you're still sleeping, but that cat that we met last night. Who was the Joe credit for Jerry Seinfeld we started. Jerry road his own and the when this guy Boston that bit about one's dealing with Turkish coffee Turkish coffee wonder why water. Drink com for you and have a bunch of work at the bottom of my cup and then I saw Jerry, that's a joke. All of Leno the next night and I would like her men on Wednesday. He's been real deal and then we need to keep kicking it with that, that he can get it in any other clubs in West Hollywood and he's a cool do not really but he knows to restart so.
I think you may not drop. I just. I know you're still sleeping, but that cat that we met last night. Who was the Joe credit for Jerry Seinfeld we started. Jerry road his own and the when this guy Boston that bit about one's dealing with Turkish coffee Turkish coffee wonder why water. Drink com for you and have a bunch of work at the bottom of my cup and then I saw Jerry, that's a joke. All of Leno the next night and I would like her men on Wednesday. He's been real deal and then we need to keep kicking it with that, that he can get it in any other clubs in West Hollywood and he's a cool do not really but he knows to restart so.
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by greenpointer greenpointer
0:35
(814): kennypoohatch
kennypoohatch
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Hey Joe. Its Rich. Just callin to say hi. Was lookin at some porn on the internet and it was one of those sites where its like, all like, guy-girl or girl-girl stuff but every now and then they throw in like a guy getting a blow job or whatever so i was shocked when i saw it, so i thought of you. Figured you were in Hollywood, making some stag films there. ahh i don't know if you are giving it or taking it, but I'm sure you are making some money. And i just called to say hi. I don't know if you have my new number, but this is my new number. Give me a call sometime and we can discuss your gayness. Ill talk to you later.
Hey Joe. Its Rich. Just callin to say hi. Was lookin at some porn on the internet and it was one of those sites where its like, all like, guy-girl or girl-girl stuff but every now and then they throw in like a guy getting a blow job or whatever so i was shocked when i saw it, so i thought of you. Figured you were in Hollywood, making some stag films there. ahh i don't know if you are giving it or taking it, but I'm sure you are making some money. And i just called to say hi. I don't know if you have my new number, but this is my new number. Give me a call sometime and we can discuss your gayness. Ill talk to you later.
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by child child
0:33
(251): Boil, or skin it first?!?
Boil, or skin it first?!?
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Hey, mama, it's, Joe again so. I just can't get this recipe down. I think I'm missing a step. I'm gonna wrote it down and I went through it again but. Did you say skin it first, and then boil it, or boy next year. Because I have ball in the scanner but when I do that It is it turns the boss. So I don't know. If you have time to call me back tonight, but I'll be here. Just give a ring. I love you, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
Hey, mama, it's, Joe again so. I just can't get this recipe down. I think I'm missing a step. I'm gonna wrote it down and I went through it again but. Did you say skin it first, and then boil it, or boy next year. Because I have ball in the scanner but when I do that It is it turns the boss. So I don't know. If you have time to call me back tonight, but I'll be here. Just give a ring. I love you, and I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
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by anonymous anonymous
5:59
(NOYB): Sarah Palin Prank Call
Sarah Palin Prank Call
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Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?” Sarah: “Ohhhh so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us. ” Masked Avengers “Oh it’s a pleasure.” Sarah: “Thank you sir we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you! And thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to…me!” Masked Avengers: “I followed your campaigns closely with my special American advisor Johnny Holiday you know?” Sarah: “Yes good.” Masked Avengers: “Excellent. Uh, are you confident?” Sarah: “Very confident, and we’re thankful the polls are showing that the race tightening and…” Masked Avengers: “Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting, how do you feel right now my dear? Sarah: “I feel so good, I feel like we are in a, a marathon, and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow through the finish…” Masked Avengers: “They say I got elected in France because I am real, and you seem to be someone who is real as well.” Sarah: “Yes. Yeah, haha, Nicholoas we so appreciate this opportunity.” Masked Avengers: “You know I see you as a president one day, uh, you too!” Sarah: “Uh, hahaha, maybe in eight years.” Masked Avengers: “Well I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities to hunt too.” Sarah: “Oh very good, we should go hunting together.” Masked Avengers: “Exactly we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did, I never did that! Like we say in French ‘………..’” Sarah: “Well I think we could have a lot fun together as we’re getting’ work done, we can, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.” Masked Avengers “I just love killing those animals! Um-mmmm! Take away life, that is so fun! I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney! Hahaha” Sarah: “No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.” Masked Avengers: “You know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you. “ Sarah: “Well, see we’re right next door to the countries that we all need to be working with. Yes.” Masked Avengers: “Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in the foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false. That’s the, the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada Steph Cass. “ Sarah: “Well, he’s doin’ fine too. And yeah when you come in to a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.” Masked Avengers: “I, I was wondering, because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, also the Prime Minister of Quebec, Mr. Charles…have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies.” Sarah: “I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but its been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you, and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness you’ve added a lot of energy to your country even with um, with that beautiful family of yours.” Masked Avengers: “Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you, uhhhh you know even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak with you today. Hahaha” Sarah: “Hahaha. Well give her a big hug for me.” Masked Avengers: “You know my wife is a popular singer, and a former top model. And she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.” Sarah: “Oh my goodness I didn’t know that.” Masked Avengers: “Yes in French its called ‘……..’ or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber! ‘Its his life, Joe the Plumber!’” Sarah: “Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.” Masked Avengers: “I, I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the, the phenomenon, Joe the Plumber, that’s, that’s not your husband right?” Sarah: “That’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.” Masked Avengers: “Yes yes I understand we have the equivalent of their Joe the Plumber in France its called Marcelle the guy with bread under his armpit. Uh, we…” Sarah: “Right, that’s what its all about. It’s the middle class, and the government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.” Masked Avengers: “Uh, I see in a bit, about NBC, even Fox News, wasn’t an ally, an ally sorry, about uh, as much as usual.” Sarah: “Yeah that’s what we’re up against.” Masked Avengers: “I must say Governor Palin, I loved the documentary they made on your life. You know uh Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?” Sarah: “Oh good, thank you, yes.” Masked Avengers: “That was really edgy.” Sarah: “U-haha well good.” Masked Avengers: “I really loved you. And I must say something also Governor, uh, you’ve been pranked. By the Masked Avengers we are two comedians from Montreal.” Sarah: “Ohhhh, have we been pranked? And, what radio station is this?” Masked Avengers: “This is for CKOY in Montreal.” Sarah: “In Montreal, tell me their radio station call letters.” Masked Avengers: “CK…hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.” Bexi: “I’m sorry I have to let you go thank you.”
Bexi: “This is Bexi…” Franc: “Hello Bexi” Bexi: “Hi” Franc: “Hi this is Franc Ovrier, I’m with President Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.” Bexi: “Yes one second please, can you hold on one second please.” Franc: :”Yeah no problem” Bexi: “Alright thanks…Hi I am gonna hand the phone over to her.” Franc: “Ok thank you very much I’m gonna put the president on the line.” Bexi: “OK he’s coming to the line” Sarah: “This is Sarah” Franc: “Ah yeah, uh Governor Palin?” Sarah: “Hellooooooo.” Franc: “Ah, just just hold on for President Sarkozy one moment.” Sarah: “Its not him yet Bexi.” Bexi: “I always do that!” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Governor Palin.” Sarah: “I’ll just have people hand it to me right when its them.” Masked Avengers: “Yes hello Mrs. Governor.” Sarah: “Hello this is Sarah how are you?” Masked Avengers: “Fine and you? This is a Nicholas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?” Sarah: [click to continue...]
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by anonymous anonymous
8:09
(NOYB): Mel Gibson Threatens Oksana Grigorieva
Mel Gibson Threatens Oksana Grigorieva
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Good morning don't hang up on me I can't I have plenty it and if you could drive over to understand hi so just soon as this is I will check to engine anything see you you only XX I'd like to talk to difficult … you know I think that's it that's all I can drive on the … wouldn't hey any you know know the link … because I don't I think about the 1 because like … right now … I'm happy … hi all right art and I don't know why but which sorry to hear about your house when I have talk to she hey you anything I did not do anything did did you are this in the give me again back XX hi I'm meeting in the dinning in leasing out and if you know sorry I haven't needed and then leave me in the morning or anything … can you please and leave me a key we agreed like richard spec dot dot pick com yourself cock sucker it's the hi this is linda to try XX … because we had to look on the ground and … she's joe can you and moving the at all like is because the hi jim I not doing anything and my name is fine you know and do anything that's only get nothing my hello hey john hey … I wanted to be wanted to have heat kicked know … instinctively buy sent you that picture and I thought you know want to apologize because you know give me call … medication and that so … took some mean anything yeah you need medication … to go over the pocket dysfunctional rick give me a call back I hello that she talked to I need a case … I don't like XX because I forgot send over backwards with but not to forward to because like I said I'll look courses on dot to see … what … about and I'll talk to you soon don't yeah to hang up with we need to talk to you … comic I wasn't sure if I have any yes that you need to call me I need to put in there so I had a … about that Can can do that talk to you I don't know that the police anything because I stayed up for myself we talked to collect starting com and I will talk to you soon to that talk to make it I took the the XX what's up with … this your not your rep I talked to brent I just like to speak hi it's like maybe sorry that I missed you before and I just have a place that you are the other great marriage you know if you want to go there dive and ms in or this is janine … I don't give it down here and another opinion hi john here I have time just hearing on on my on my back if you have any this is anthony that's give me a this and I'm saving my life and I'm seating donors my background doing I'm getting there in about 9 use it and I don't get another night depending on it's dianne nanny hi mike do you and did you forget what the fuck being I'm wondering when you can I have in my hand you want give me a call me it's running in making a XXX hey susan again you know what you doing on … XX when you going on there … man nothing nothing nothing wanted to rent … to talk you about breakfast and I do understand that you're hi dropped officially hitting your back.
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by francisco francisco
7:58
(NOYB): Mel Gibson Phone Calls - He Threatens to Kill O...
Mel Gibson Phone Calls - He Threatens to Kill Oksana: Full 8 min Rant
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Yeah ok I don't hang up on me I can't I have plenty of them if you could drive over to understand the hi so just gonna be with my will check to get anything to you you only XXX has fucking difficult well you know I think I may have it … we'd like to do it online and I wouldn't hey any you know know the link I because I don't have 1 green because I right know it's happy I'm hi all right and I don't know but which sorry to hear about your when I'm so you knew anything I did not do anything did did you are not please in the give me again hi I'm meeting in the dinning again anthony our needs and then leave me in the morning or anything that can you please and leave me a key we agreed like richard specs dot dot com dot com sucker it's the hey hi honey it's linda to try XX … because we had to look on the ground and I was she's joe can you and moving the at all like is because the came that I need to know I'm doing anything and my name I'm trying not to do anything and I only get nothing … hey john … hey I wanted to be wanted to have heat kicked know instinctively I sent you that picture and I thought you know that I want to apologize because you know give me a call medication and all that so … took some me medication yeah you need medication … good over the pocket dysfunctional to give that side all right that she talked to hi dick … I don't like to hello because I've send over backwards we talk paul knox dr works because like I said I'll look courses on to … what … and I'll talk to you soon good yeah to hang up with we need to talk to you … comic I wasn't sure if I have the yes that you need to call me I need to put in there so I had a … about you can do that talk you I don't … I noticed that the police anything because I stayed up for myself we talked to call that's fucking com and I will talk to you later injuring hey did I did talk to make and I took the the XX what's up with … mister your not your rep over talk to brent just like to speak I like it a sorry that I missed you before and I just have a place that you are the other it's mary if you if you want to go in there or what I've been hire or this is janine I don't get it down here and another and penny hi john here I not … hear hearing anything in my time my parker if you have any this is anthony that's give me this and I'm saving my life and I'm seating donors my background doing I'm leaving here in about 9 use it and I don't get another night depending on it's danny I'm nanny hi mike do you know did you forget what the fuck being I'm wondering when Can can I have in my hand you want me to meet you call me I'm in and then maybe see 1 in at XX susan again you know what you're doing on … XX when you going on there … man nothing nothing nothing went to rent I got to talk about … I do understand that through with you because dropped officially in your that.
Yeah ok I don't hang up on me I can't I have plenty of them if you could drive over to understand the hi so just gonna be with my will check to get anything to you you only XXX has fucking difficult well you know I think I may have it … we'd like to do it online and I wouldn't hey any you know know the link I because I don't have 1 green because I right know it's happy I'm hi all right and I don't know but which sorry to hear about your when I'm so you knew anything I did not do anything did did you are not please in the give me again hi I'm meeting in the dinning again anthony our needs and then leave me in the morning or anything that can you please and leave me a key we agreed like richard specs dot dot com dot com sucker it's the hey hi honey it's linda to try XX … because we had to look on the ground and I was she's joe can you and moving the at all like is because the came that I need to know I'm doing anything and my name I'm trying not to do anything and I only [click to continue...]
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