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So you want to party like a rock star but there’s one small problem…you aren’t a rock star. So how can you get backstage and live the dream for a night at a concert? Well, it isn’t easy, but here are a few pointers on how you might be able to weasel your way in.

1. Join A Fan Club

If you really like a band, you might [...]

The music industry is a tough one to break into. So, what do you do when you’ve got a group of people who have the talent but just can’t seem to catch a break?

You start a cover band, and you play the hits. After all, you already know people like those songs.

Below are 20 videos of awesome cover bands clawing their way to being the best copycats around.

Just remember: Awesome is in the eye (ear?) of the beholder.

1. Hayseed Dixie
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There’s nothing like standup comedy. It’s dirty and it’s raw. And best of all—it’s unpredictable. When you go see a comedian live, you never know if someone from the crowd is going to chime in and try to steal the guy’s thunder. And no one’s immune. Not even the most famous comedians. Here are a few funny men and how they handle the wild cards in the crowd.

1. Bill Maher does his own dirty work

On his live show, Real Time [...]

A few years ago, a man was shot dead in the Philippines for singing out of tune in a karaoke bar. And while that might be a bit of an overreaction on the part of the killer, I have to admit, it might not be a bad idea to have someone like him hanging out in every karaoke bar. It would save us from embarrassing moments like these.

1. Older woman + Bad haircut + Avril Lavigne= Karaoke FAIL

2. Try making [...]

How cool would it be to find a real message in a bottle? Well, that’s exactly what happened to these people. Some were simply beachcombing while others came to find the bottles by a pure twist of fate. From love notes floating the oceans for more than 80 years to historical messages from Auschwitz prisoners these bottled messages will captivate you. Next time you’re at the beach keep your eyes open for any bottles near the water, you never [...]

For your enjoyment we have the best and funniest messages you’d love to hear so much you’d hand your phone to your buddies so they can hear them to the ones you wish they had the wrong number.
Messages You DON’T Wanna Get:

“Hey, well the tests came back positive. If I were you I’d go and get tested.”

“Hey, the stick is showing two lines. I think it says I’m pregnant!”

“I know it’s kinda early but my parents are in town [...]

The eau de parfum of a desperate woman is so potent your nostrils can sniff it out miles away. Although you may not be able to tell that the girl you’re talking to at the bar is just two bad dates away from turning into a bunny boiler, a lot can be said about the message you get from a woman who is apparently desperate. Here we list the 5 most common voice mail signals that tell you a girl [...]

El Tigre Woods gave a whole new meaning to voice messages you never want your significant other to listen to and for your entertainment and FYI we’re sharing the top 20 voicemails you don’t want your spouse to hear.

1. Hey it’s Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off [...]

1. Good Will Hunting             6. Patton
2. Braveheart                          7. Hoosiers
3. Scent of a Woman            8. Lean on Me
4. Rocky                                   9. Pulp Fiction
5. The Pursuit of Happyness  10. Lord of the Rings

It’s tough economic times right now and the majority of people who are avoiding paying a bill or two are more than you’d think- I happen to know a few of them myself! Ahem…. So what happens when that pesky bill collector comes a knockin’ on your….phone? Door? Is there any way we can just ditch them for good?! If you’re running from a bill collector try out a few of these tricky little ideas and maybe the sound of [...]