For your enjoyment we have the best and funniest messages you’d love to hear so much you’d hand your phone to your buddies so they can hear them to the ones you wish they had the wrong number.
Messages You DON’T Wanna Get:
“Hey, well the tests came back positive. If I were you I’d go and get tested.”
“Hey, the stick is showing two lines. I think it says I’m pregnant!”
“I know it’s kinda early but my parents are in town and they wanna meet you”
“You’re gonna be sorry you ever cheated on me with those whores!”
“Heyyy sexy lady (club music in the background) guess who wants to come over and bend you over the couch (laughing in the background).”
Message You DO Wanna Get:
“False alarm, I’m not pregnant!”
“Hey, my girlfriend and I are having some fun at my place. We’re pretty wasted. Wanna join us?”
“I had such a great time with you last night. You’re soo much better than my husband”
“Guess who is not wearing any undies for the date?”
“Hey hun, I know how you feel about your chest so I’m gonna go ahead and you get a nice pair of boobies for Christmas”
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